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Pissin in My Own Eye.
One time Sally and I were in a bar in Pristina, Kosovo and well, I had to pee.
So I got up and headed to the bathroom. It was a squat toilet. No biggie, not my first rodeo.
I pop a squat, and start peeing.
Before I could react, my pee stream had ricocheted off the squat toilet to perfectly spray back and squirt me in the eye!
MY EYE!
MY OWN PEE IN MY VERY OWN EYE!
Good thing urine is sterile… well your own is, to yourself. But, I mean, probly not after it ricocheted off of one of the many facets of that filthy Kosovar bar squat toilet.
I didn’t wake up with pink eye in Kosovo at least so, there is a positive in all this.
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i hate those squatty toilets!!!!if we started out at 2 with them i guess our knees would be able tohandle it…
I’ve gotten them dialed in finally but they are so much more effort!!